It’s February 14th. You know what day it is?

Singles Awareness Day.

But don’t get S.A.D. Get even. In ink 😉

Helen has a big signing at her local B&N today, and we managed to catch her beforehand for a quick interview. Here’s a snippet:

Fuse Literary: What is your favorite romantic comedy?

Helen Wrath: YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

 

FL: What is your favorite sharp object?

HW: My tongue.

 

FL: What was the worst date you’ve ever been on?

HW: In college a young man invited me back to his room for a glass of wine. I was impressed until he asked- “Strawberry or peach Boone’s Farm?”. He also asked if I wanted to hold his gun- not a euphemism.

 

FL: Does the bastard have any idea what he missed out on?

HW: I’m glad it was just one date.

 

FL: What’s your favorite prank?

HW: I coated my hand in rubber cement, balled up that fist and put it inside one of our library’s puppets. Then, I found an unsuspecting, germaphobic co-worker and gasped “What is inside of this puppet?!” and pulled my hand out.

 

FL: What’s your favorite excuse when the cops show up?

HW: Who needs an excuse with a body like this?

 

FL: You wrote a book about getting revenge on your X. Is it a memoir?

HW: To protect the innocent, mainly me, I plead the 5th.

 

FL: Is it true that a pig farm is a great way to dispose of a body? Asking for a friend.

HW: No, but it’s an ideal place for a second date. Tell your “friend”- Quarry pits.

 

FL: Does hell have a fury like a woman scorned?

HW: Hell wishes.

 

FL: Grab the book nearest to you, and turn to page 65. The first sentence describes your love life.

HW: “Draw X in a passionate embrace with this prickly cactus.” From DRAW WITH A VENGEANCE: Get Even In Ink and Let Karma Handle the Rest by Helen Wrath. Huh, guess the Universe is telling me to shave more often.

 

FL: Chocolate or flowers (or whiskey)?

HW: Is chocolate-whiskey a thing? If not, it should be.

 

FL: Where can we find you?

HW: Barnes & Noble in Rochester, MI today from 2-3. You can DRAW WITH A VENGEANCE with the chance to win Sweet Revenge chocolate!