It’s been an eventful few weeks. We brought on Connor Goldsmith and then kid lit specialist Sara Sciuto, and we’re thrilled to have them both. I know you’ve been waiting for our third big announcement, so here it is.
Since day one, we have made it a point to embrace technology. We operate as a nationwide, virtual agency, and we seek to lead the way in innovative, hybrid representation. With this in mind, we would like to announce that we are now accepting email queries. Here is our new submission procedure:
1) Unplug your phone
2) Plug in your modem
3) Insert CD with sufficient amount of hours remaining
4) Log onto AOL
5) Open Internet Explorer
6) Go to: www.hotmail.com
7) Log onto Hotmail
8) Email your query to the appropriate agent using the guidelines listed on the agent’s webpage
The following changes have been made to our form responses:
If you hear: “cukik-kkkkrrrrrrrrrrr-echhhhhh-epp-urp-eep-upp-ump-urmp-bupp…ccoooohhhhhhhh-nnnnggggggg-eennnaaangg-eennnagggghh-kkkkksssssssssshhhhhhhhhh…ssssshhhhhhhhhh” upon logging on, it is a rejection.
If you hear: “cukik-kkkkrrrrrrrrrrr-echhhhhh-epp-urp-eep-upp-boing-boing-bupp…ccoooohhhhhhhh-nnnnggggggg-eennnaaangg-eennnagggghh-kkkkksssssssssshhhhhhhhhh…ssssshhhhhhhhhh” upon logging on, it is an acceptance.
At that point, the agent will contact you via ICQ and provide our mailing address. Mail your manuscript via DHL on IBM-formatted 3.5” floppy disks (now accepting Word 5.5 files). Picture book illustrators submitting to Sara or graphic novelists submitting to Gordon, images must be 640×480 and created using MS Paint.
Technical questions may be submitted to the AOL chat room.
Once we get our website updated (we’re still waiting to hear back from GeoCities, but the new cursor design and integrated midi will be worth it), we’ll list our new submission guidelines on each agent’s profile. We’ll also be updating our listing for next year’s Encarta.
As for now, we recommend you save this site to your favorites. But if you need it again, you can always find it with AltaVista.
