Mac Smith

Spawned from the meth-soaked swamps of the American South, the hideous beast known as Mac Smith has lumbered west across the desert wastes and desolate mountains to lay his eggs in the heart of the Pacific Northwest. His only weapons are confidence born out of ignorance and militant contrarianism.

He enjoys bad movies, playing with his extremely dumb dog and drawing muppets.

It is said that he has beautiful feet for a man.